Apologies to Dr. Seuss

I am The Donald, The Donald I am

And not like any other man

I’m living large out on the stump

In this house of cards I am the Trump

Little Marco and Big Ted Cruz

Punched me hard to make me lose

They did not know I cannot bruise

I am the Donald, The Donald I am

Withstanding every media pan

The party of Lincoln, the party of Reagan

They’re on their knees and now they’re beggin’

Please, please, Dump the Trump

To them I say harrumph, harrumph

For I am The Donald nobody’s chump

I dish it out lump after lump

And when at last the votes are counted

And protests left and right are mounted

I’ll still be here still standing tall

Because I’m just too big to fall

And if it’s Clinton or Commie Bernie

I’ll be on the phone to my attorney

Cause you all know I’ve got the loot

And Trumps the card that beats a suit

I am Donald, The Donald I am

Known to all as the Flim-Flam-Man


Jeff Moredock…almost the Ides of March



6 thoughts on “I AM THE DONALD !

  1. Fiona Anderson

    Great to see you are on form MJM!
    Better luck than us with the suicidal Brexit vote as you will not be able to work a classic British fudge as a way out of Trump as President. I can nearly laugh about Brexit now, but I won’t laugh if Trump wins, the world will weep!.


    1. mcmoredock

      Cameron and I are of the up opinion that Mr.T will drop out before losing and claim it was rigged.
      As for Brexit, Xenophobia is highly contagious. The only Brits with good sense are the Scots. Miss you two.


  2. Kathy

    Very funny as always! Had our 50th Saturday night. Only had family, people from our wedding party, and three neighbors on the island. We didn’t expand our list as getting to the island on a Saturday in the summer is a nightmare! The evening was great! Michael is here from Tortola, and Susan came down with my nephew Todd, his wife Michelle, and my brother Bob and his wife Jackie. My other brother Jack and his 6th wife Cookie came up from Dover Del. They all ran into traffic heading here, and the all left later that night as our few motels charge a fortune and will only accept a two night reservation in the summer! What gougers! (Is that a word?). We are returning to north port on Oct. 5th. Hopefully, Kathy’s wrist will be healed by then! Give my love to Miss Etta! We will see you in October! Brian

    Sent from my iPad



  3. Betsy Cussler

    Dear Jeff,

    The Donald is certainly a walking parody. As jon Stewart said, “I do’t even have to write any material! It’s all in the film clips!” Glad to see the mind is active and the face is smiling.

    Our wonderful news is that last week (aug 17) Pheobe finally had her interview with the US Embassy in Nairobi and passed swimmingly. She now has her passport and visa and will arrive in San Francisco Sept 4. I will arrive Sept 22—SO eager to meet her and put my arms around her. Email and Skype go only so far.

    Sorry to have missed seeing you. Had a great time at rowing camp, then visited college friends and Woodstock before coming home.

    Much love to you all,

    Betsy >


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